Flu v. US

This last week was the anniversary of WWI.  This war took place in 1917 and  it was the Bird Flu, armageddon.  Most of the soldiers and most the american soldiers died in their trenches from the flu.   In fact more people died from the flu than from the war, the scoreboard should show, Flu 1, US   zero.  And it was the same for other countries.  

In New York, there were so many deaths that, the parents would die and the children would drag them up to the sidewalks where people would take the bodies on horse drawn wagons to be buried.  The electric company was not running because all of the operators that new how to run the plant died from the Bird Flu.  The epidemic was as bad or worse than the plague.  

Sounds ominous, the CDC is now all over the place because of all the deaths in China.   I hope they didnt sequester their budget.  The CDC in Atlanta Georgia is busy trying to come up with the vaccine.  I take it personal, I mean, you cant even enjoy March Madness.  

Anyway as soon as its ready I will get me a shot.  

I know the country is busy what with the anticipated war with Korea, the war in Syria, the big war in Iran.  The economy, jobs, gun control, and the no bees problem.   Not to mention gasoline prices, unemployment, DWTS, the Voice, The View, the Chew, student loans, and free healthcare.

Anyway its the two-minute warning, third-down, and the US is punting from its own 40 yard line.  Our best punter died yesterday from the flu and we have no more time outs, the scoreboard reads, Flu2, US  O.

I have some shrouds with your favorite team logos and colors, and I intend to sell them on QVC.  Bury your parents in style.