Magic Underwear

Magic Underwear, until a few weeks ago I didnt know that MU was an option.  Imagine you have your MU and you catch fire, well your jeans will burn off, but you will survive without a blister ...... because you are wearing MU.

I tried to get some, but I was told you have to have a Mormon ID.  So I called my uncle and asked him If he could get me some at the Mormon store, he is a Mormon, this transformation happened to him when he was in Colorado.  He hadnt gotten back to me yet, so I snuck into the house and took a pair.  I wonder who he will vote for?

I find it hard to believe that in this day and age some people believe in magic.  A lot of us where brought up to never leave the house without wearing clean underwear, the reasoning was;  In case you are in an accident.  This part is true when the paramedics come and pick you up, if your underwear is filthy, your care will be far from xcellent.  Especially if you have any injuries below the elastic waste band.

Now MU is made from silk, so it inspires all sort of sexsational ideas, I can understand that when that silk is next to your flesh perhaps a little tenting is in order.  And Mormons are very promiscuous, they have multiple partners, and from this cum large families.  This is consistent with the scriptures and this is precisely why they have no tolerance for abortion.   In this respect they are very much republican, very religious, very Mormon.  So young lady it dont pay to forget your anti-contraceptive in these hostile times.  Or be sure boyfriend will pay for a trip to France.

Incredible here it is 2012 and our president wanna be wears magic underwear, and his wife says he is the hardest working man in the world.  Lady he doesnt get tired because he is wearing his magic PJs, duh!  And by the way I dont think you have MS.

Right about now Putin is calling Hillary on a conference call and he has Ahmadinejad and that Syrian guy on the line;  
"Hillary, say it aint so ..... if he wins the election, do you think you could get some of those magic PJs?"   My kid says he see monsters ..... maybe those PJs will calm him down".
"Ahmadinejad stop laughing"
Hillary says, "look why dont you take out that giant portrait out of his bedroom that could be the root cause of all his nightmares"
"Very funny Hillary, will see who has the last laugh"
"Amadinajad says he is going to kick his ass"
"Listen Putin ..... I've got to go, unfortunately in America we have to win the elections, not like mother Russia where dictators steal them."
"H dont take it so personal ..... were just kiddin, I give you my word we will not move against the US under these circumstances, it wouldnt be fair ..... besides, I havent had this much fun in yrs."   BTW .... the Chinese premier has already ordered ..... a large number of magic silk pajamas, in anticipation of the demand".  
"H, you gotta love this country .... dammit A, stop laughing, show some respect, Ok H we have to go ..... lucky for you guys I have all these dictators under control, no, no, dont cry Hillary.   If you need to get away, my house is always open,  I mean it Hillary, take a Valium and go to bed."