Paul Ryan was on the TV the other night he was the 2nd feature in the RNC party. Actually, I was glad to see him, those were some tough cut throat characters bearing witness to Mitt Romney. I'll be honest, I cried, like a baby, whoa! I had to go on hiatus and do some downright nasty things to make sure I was still myself. It was a brief period of introspection, but Ive got my juices flowing. Jezuz, I had never gone to such a low self esteem in a brief political second.
Anyway after going over those speeches over and over in my head, this is my analysis.
Ryan Paul one each ..... has never served in the Armed Forces..... if he saw me coming in full battle gear ..... he would have no fear and if he saw me in dress uniform with all my doodads, he would wonder why I ignore him. Why I would not give him the courtesy of an answer, much less engage in conversation with a catholic, republican, SOB.
I was born to the Sons of Liberty and nothing makes me feel better than a sharp blade at my side and the knowledge that I can skin a man alive .... should the need arise. I would rather dine with Castro and smoke his cigar, than have one with the likes of Paul.
Specifications: Homo erectus, tall, skinny, and a public servant. By his own admission, he is a public servant and that is all he has ever done. He has never worked in the civilian sector, doesnt know what it is like to get up at O'dark thirty to get to work. He doesnt know what it is like to work a split shift. He doesnt know what it means to get furloughed. He doesnt know what it means to work Christmas, New Years, Labor day, Super Bowl Sunday. He doesnt know what it means to be short staffed. He doesnt know what it means to work in freezing temperatures, or in temperatures in the teens. He has never suffered dehydration, heat prostration, battle fatigue, PTSD, frostbite. He has never had to eat c-rations, lrp rations, drink with his team from one canteen cup. He has never had to carry his wounded friends or look a mother in the eye, when she hates you because you made it back and her son didnt. He has never had to go to a battle field and do a clean and sweep, he has never seen the enemy ambulating with their eyes out of their sockets, bleeding from every orifice, moaning in pain, when the only option, the only mercy, you can give is a well place round through the head and go to the next man. Zombies. He has never lead a team on a search and destroy mission. He has never lost a cousin to Malaria, he never knew or heard of Robert Vasquez, a graduate of Thomas Jefferson High School, an Hispanic, a Latino, he never knew he jumped on a grenade to save his countrymen, that he never got a purple heart, that he wasnt awarded a CMH. He doesnt know that 25% of the graduating class of 1967 died in Viet Nam. He doesnt know how difficult it can be to forget. He doesnt know, his father didnt know, his sons dont know and he doesnt understand why veterans at Bethesda dont care for his company. He doesnt care .... but he wants to be our vice president and wants to be commander in chief so bad he is chomping at the bit. He feels his way of life has given him supremacy over men, over Americans, over women. It is people like Paul that keep my threshold of patience low, this is why I wont speak to him, wont vote for him, if he was on fire I would not pee on him to put him out. Have no fear my fellow Americans, fellow veterans, my supply of medication will hold up.
Paul is union, they get a raise every year, even though some Americans may only get 2% every third year. He has insurance, full coverage for him and his Loved ones, bought and paid for by the citizens of this country. He doesnt have to worry about deductibles, prescriptions, medicaid part A, B, C, D. He stays happy by going to the free gym provided by taxpayers for his benefits, he doesnt have to do this taxes, he has a tax person there to do his taxes bought and paid for by, you quest it, taxpayers. He doesnt have to pay for lunch, or dinner ..... these perks are paid for by, lobbyist. Hell he doesnt even have to pay for women .... Im sure they throw those in also. He doesnt have to file for Social Security ..... he has a retirement plan that makes yours a paltry by comparison and its for the rest of his life.
But he feels froggy and that is why he has jumped into the race. He feels that his education is enough to give him knowledge of economics and he feels he has some sort of insight that multiplies his lack of working experience and will give him the expertise to make jobs. To make our lives better.
He is a religious man ..... to my knowledge he doesnt wear magic silk pajamas. He doesnt think that gays should have civil rights and marry, but he believes that some people can have multiple wives. He doesnt believe women should have abortions for any reason and feels that only maybe in legitimate rape circumstances. He doesnt believe in RU 86. He thinks that women that have sex outside of marriage are hoes.
He has no conception of womens health issues, he doesnt think the American Cancer Society should pay for vaccines proven curative against HPV. He doesnt think Americans are entitled to a vaccine for Whooping Cough, he has no idea what West Nile Virus is going to do to the country.
He thinks it is smart to invest another $14 Billion dollars in the City of New Orleans so that it can be underwater every other year. He doesnt speak French, or Cajun, or Spanish. He thinks its ok to fund another Space Mission for another $14 billion.
He believes in small government but he believes he should be allowed to be on the payroll. He believes medicare is in trouble and should be cut, but he doesnt believe that his own healthcare plan is an entitlement. He thinks its a perk he deserves for being good looking. He believes people should pick themselves by their own bootstraps, but he doesnt wear boots or coveralls and has no photograph to prove me wrong.
He believes that the penny should be continued. He believes that its OK to have millions of dollars in Susan B Dollars stored because nobody wants them. He doesnt believe that cars should be able to run on natural gas, he doesnt believe in hydrogen fuel cell. He thinks he is pretty.
Now dont take my word for this? Tomorrow we will buy a Paul Ryan pinata and anyone can beat the hell out of it.
God Bless America, God Bless the Troops, God bless the party, God Bless Romney of the Hood.
You humble servant ...... St. Milagro.
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