You can call Outer Space Airlines, but you can't get a ticket, they are sold out. Oh well most of you can't afford it, I mean its not like you are going to pull out your American Express. Most of you couldn't afford the tax, oh wait, tax free. Each ticket sells for $1,000,000 dollars.
The first flight will take off from New Mexico .... this is really going to affect the members of the mile high club. The silicon babes will not be able to make the trip ... apparently the lack of pressure will cause them to explode. Of course the worse that could happen is that the space ship breaks. Not to worry, the ship will burn up on reentry. If it does not it will probably land on Wall Street, or congress.
Not with our luck .... with our luck it will probably land on some grade school, killing our children. Ah, but what are the chances of that. If something goes wrong the pilot will aim the plane for the Atlantic and the passengers will bail-out. Our Navy and Coast Guard will go get them out of the drink .... if they are not eaten by sharks first. The ships are being commanded by IRS agents, these people are wanted for tax evasion.
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