Vegas

I went to sin city for 4 days via LA.  We got rooms at the Quad, the old Imperial Palace, and that place should have been blown up, the rooms are horrible.  The restaurant, Hush a go go, has the worse food ever.  So be sure you skip the place until they fix it.

We did spent one night at the Stratosphere and the rooms were nice.  The show, Frankie Moreno was OK, The guy looks like Ricky Nelson, so maybe he should play to this.  He plays a good piano, guitar, harmonica, drums.

We also saw the Jersey Boys and their rendition of the Four Seasons, another Frankie.   This show was good.  Mostly seen by old gizzards, and we all know how difficult they can be.

We also saw, David Copper Field, and he did pull off some illusions that leave you wondering.  But his entire thing is making things disappear and appear.

Oh and of course you meet lots of people, the Chinese were attending a seminar at the Imperial Palace, aka the Quad, so I was thinking I could make some mullah.  I tried to sell hickeys to the girls.  I said they would be the first one on their block to have one and they would be famous back home.   But they didnt bite.

I got a tattoo, just to piss my wife off.  I got a donut that says Krispy Kream, she bit me!  So Im going to get it removed.

Right before I left I wrote about the taxes, and just as I was leaving Veronica comes on and says that the judges are requesting a raise and that the budget will have a shortfall of 1 million dollars.  This is suppose to be fixed with a three percent increase in property taxes, I say cut the number of judges by 6%, and leave the taxes alone.  I predicted she would be increasing the taxes.

The people downtown have been given a baseball tax.  Apparently, the parking in front of their homes will be blessed with parking meters.  If I were them I would pull the meters off and throw them over the fence at the game.

The water department wants us to use less water, apparently the baseball field takes to much water.  Cant have the greens turn brown we just have to stop  drinking water as much as we do.

I have a friend in LA makes $30K a year selling cans and plastic bottles.  I now feel that the homeless, the hungry, the unemployed, are just too proud to work.  

I got me a new pair of glasses, apparently my vision is getting worse.  So the new ones let me see better.  I couldnt help but notice that the VA sent them and they have a made in China label.

Oh and last, I experienced my first earthquake.  It was a small one not like the one they got in Chile ..... in fact this is why we went to Vegas.