Executive Order

WOW ..... words of wisdom ....not my words ha!

My first executive order would be reading.  Everybody has to read one hour a day, including Sat, Sun and Holidays.  In an information world, where knowledge is increasing exponentially, where public schools are failing to deliver, where our colleges are failing to deliver, there is absolutely no reason why anybody should not be carrying a book.  

By executive order all military and civil servants must read and report how what they have read applies to their job/profession.  

Book number one,   Text Message Abbreviations  ,  This book is available through Amazon.Com.  All personnel eligible for promotion will read the book, and report to the promotion board before any promotions take place.  All salary increases will be on hold for civilian personnel until they include a report with their evaluations.   Suggestions for future books will be graciously accepted.

Knowledge is our most powerful weapon and illiteracy will not be tolerated.

Book number two,  The Amazing 2000-hour Flashlight , this book is also available at Amazon.   The Commander in Chief will appoint a joint task force to consider implementing this knowledge with the intent of containing cost and minimizing pollution from batteries.  Testing of the subject will begin ASAP.

Failure to comply with this executive order will be regarded as silent insubordination.  Be advised that the upcoming RIF resulting from the end of hostilities in the Middle East and budgetary cuts will results in personnel changes.  Do let it be you.  

Hillary
Commander in Chief