Unbelievable! Well the selective service board will be working overtime, it is my understanding that women between the ages of 18 to 35 will have to register with the draft. First combat for women, now this, tell me something I dont know.
I bet they were all watching the Academy Awards. You think Selena Gomez will sign up? What about lady GAGA, or Katy Perry? What about the Obama girls? The Envelope Please! OMG they are going to have to put condoms in the LRP rations.
If there is a call-up how many of them will go to Canada? or Mejico?
The bright side is we can have small pink aircraft carriers, they can fly the drones, they eat less, they earn 75 cents on the dollar. This is going to decrease taxes. I can see it all now an entire pink airborne division. Imagine WWII, pink parachutes falling and the Nazis saying, dont shoot. How do you say hot in German?
The Nazis raped all the Russian women, so now there is a whole generation of Nazi baby-boomers speaking Russian. Then the Russians retaliated, so now their is a whole generation of Rusky baby-boomers speaking Russian.
And during all of this, McCain is blaming the president for the sequester that he signed in to law back during the civil war. He says the president should order them to meet until they can come up with a solution. Hell he has eleven homes but he wont have the democrats over, he doesnt want them lusting over Hot Hot Cindy.
I can see Cpt Sarah Palin Jr, with her pink hoochie tattoo telling McCain, spit it out!
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