Russian Diamonds

After the US Russian readers are my next biggest fans.  They never leave me any comments in fact without exceptions the once that commented the most were the Chinese and they did not address me they went straight to Google.  Apparently, they did like what I wrote and I had to fill out a form saying that those words were mine.

But I digress, the Russians found a giant crater in Siberia and it is full of diamonds.  Already some of the large diamonds have made the news and the value of the diamonds or the number is in the quadrillion.  Hell ive never had cause to write that quantity.  

This is going to change the diamond market, the price.  South Africa will have to drop the price of theirs to compete and the Diamond Capitol of the world has just shifted from Europe to Russia.   Hell the American Russians will probably want to go back!  Dammit there go all our good dancers, skaters .... that is not cool!  Will we be forced to do our own dancing, skating, and gyming?

Anyway mother Russia, if I were President of Russia, or Czar, or Putin:  I would make sure that every mother in Russia got a diamond before one diamond left the country.  And I would do this for Mother's Day.

I would give two diamonds to every Russian female soldier.  Then I would make sure that every female in Russian got a diamond.  Then I would give one to ever soldier, so they could give it to their sweetheart for Valentine's Day.

Happy Mother's Day Russia, Happy Valentine's Day sweethearts!!!!