$365 Million Lottery

We did buy the lotto tickets.  When asked by my wife what I would do If I won? I said, "I would give a million dollars to each of my nephews.

My wife says she would put me in a Crazy Home for being incompetent because there is no way she will allow me to give away the money.

My daughter says that money would be wasted and my grand-daughter says some of them should be taken out of the gene pool.  My grand-daughter says she would go to New York to by one of those $1000 dollars ice creams.  My daughter says this is evidence that she should not get the money.

Im incline to believe Mr. Buffet dont give them the money let them work for it.

Now there are some people who I will not give the money to, but I will let them earn it.  My family and extended family should each make a list of whom they think I should give a million dollars to, and maybe throw their names in the hat.

I do have some requirements,
must speak English
must be a citizen
must be a democrat
must not be religious
Must not be employed as a professional sports figure, movie star, porn star
Must have a college degree, cannot not have a mickey mouse degree.
cannot be a felon, child molester, rapist
I will award the 20 point veteran preference
must have a job
Must be able to do things with their hands
cannot be fatsos, or skeletal
I will award 5 point preference, for playing an instrument
I will award 10 point preference to the one that read the most books.
I will award 5 point preference for being able to swim
I will award 5 point preference for being able to dance.
I will award 5 point for gun ownership
They must be pro-abortion,they must support gay marriage,
I will award 5 point preference for teaching nephews how to fight,

It is fun to Lotto, to give away some of your money, but you got to start early