Everybody is Shuffling

Well Im pretty sure that Big O will make the cover of O Magazine because he is going to win a second term.  Yes Sir, Obama will win another four years and Oprah will have him on the cover.  Obama girl will be on Dancing with the Stars, the View, the Talk, Jimmy Tinkle, David Letterman, everybody-iz-shuffling.

We will appoint Hillary to the Supreme Court and Governor Susan Martinez, my favorite republican, to Attorney General.  Everybody-iz-shuffling.  I will keep you abreast of things as the election gets closer.

Everybody-iz-shuffling!  The treasure in Gibraltar will go to Peru minus the recovery fees.  Some of the treasure will go to Native American Indians for reparations.  Spanish conquistadors use to throw the Indians from the cliffs at the Enchanted Mesa, in New Mexico, to their deaths.  It was here that Spain imposed its religious beliefs and a very old catholic church still remains as a testament to this Holocaust.  The Acoma Indian Reservation is north of Albuquerque, Everybody-iz-shuffling.

Sarah Palin, Newt, Mitt, Santorum, Governor Perry will go to the Tomb of the Unknown Republicans.  The Bushes, No.41, 69 and 21 will also go to the Tomb of the Unknown Republicans.  Jenna and Laura and the one in Florida will go to rehab to be mentored by Lizzy Lohan, they will all make the centerfold of Hot Republican.

Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson will both die of a heart attack while gazing at the Hot Republican centerfold.  They will pluck out their eyes.  Rush should go to confession and say 1000 Hail Marys or go to hell.  Our Blessed Mother is still hurt by his unholy beliefs in abortion and contraception.  She is still in shock over her positive pregnancy test and the immaculate conception of her second son.  She has personally cursed congress and Sentorum in particular for outlawing abortion and for insisting she look at the ultrasound of baby Jesus II for one hour.  She reports that she got a hospital acquired infection from having to suffer the pain and indignity of the cervical probe.

Olivia Snow her spokeswoman reports that our blessed mother is hospitalized for treatment of PTSD.  She was told to open to the public the Evangelical video of Rush Limbaugh intimidating his Mexican illegal housekeeper into getting him more Oxycontin or loose her job.  It shows Rush in his most felonious behavior evading prosecution for drug dealing.  His voting record is also released to allow followers of the most blessed mother to see that Rush doesnt vote and never has.  His academic failure and most dropped out status reflects on his mother.  Rush's mother tells the blessed mother that she wishes she aborted him.  She regrets that he looks like an abortion to this day.