Cancer

I tell people that I am a cancer survivor.  You see I had a shadow on my xray and my pulmonologist saw it too.  So a series of CAT scans were arranged over a period of a couple of years.  During this time there was no change in the lesion....then one day when I went to radiology....there was an apparition....a moron took my scan and reported that I had tumors in the mediastinum, some as big as my fist.  Panic!  So they sent me to a Cancer place where the doctor did a head to toe scan, outside of the VA.  I gave them a few days then went to the VA for results....none were available.  The radiologist told me that they would sent the results in the morning by carrier.  He assured me that they would be there first thing am.

I went to the VA and pressed for the results and was directed to the Records Lady in Chief.  She came out and said that the results were not in and that 3 or 4 days was not long enough for the system to work.  I asked when I should come back and she could not give me a time or date .... and this because they do not have a turn-around time, and no QA.   I continued to press the Lady in Chief but she got out of control and threatened to call security .... after all it isnt like it is an emergency, there are many veterans and Im not special.  I of course got had to escalate to match her threat.  No security answered?  I walked out and there was no security to be seen.  When I next came a calling, security had been given taser guns.  This was the VA response to a veteran demanding his results .... violence.  Now I know that if those fools had come at me I was not going to let my self get shot.  I consider taser guns lethal at 50K volts, so if anyone shoots at me with one of those and I survive I will eventually come back and give you some of that medicine.  I am also an asthmatic so if you spray me with pepper spray ... you better hope I die .... or I will be back. 

I finally went back to where they took the pictures and demanded my copy .... they gave it to me.  This is how things work outside the VA.  So according to the report I dont have cancer. 

There are only about five cancers that are curable.  I know huh, with all that money youd think there would be more but you would be wrong, there are only five.  The truth is that the American Cancer Society (ACS) is not looking for a cure, if it is, it has failed miserably.  There is one cancer, cervical cancer, that can be prevented which is better than cure.  This cancer is caused by HPV or Human Papilloma Virus, this is a sexually transmitted disease, so check your vaginas ladies.  However, taking the vaccine will prevent the cancer.   Now, not to make this a class thing....but if you are poor .... this shot is not for you.  It runs about $350 dollars. 

The point is ladies if you are trying to help win the fight against cancer, buying somebody a vaccine is better than giving your money to the ACS.   Now, Im not saying you are not getting ripped off .... Im saying at least you are getting a good outcome for your dollar.  Now women are the principle donors to the ACS but that organization is run by men.  If you want the ACS to do for you ....then insist that they pay for the vaccine.

Now I know that some parents think they know better .... but you dont.  Get the vaccine if not for you, for your daughters.  Protest the ACS, march right on in there, they are the wall street of cancer.  If you are unemployed than get any government branch to pay for it.  I mean the justice department was just caught buying $16 dollar muffins and $5 dollar coffee.  The head of the Justice Department should be fired and so should his deputy and everyone that charged the taxpayer $16 dollars for those muffins, should give the money back, or better still garnish their wages. 

So you protestors go with my blessing and extend the protest to the justice department, get the people responsible, tar and feather them.   Let them know who is boss, this is your country, make it so.  Now if you need some fire power, every time they spray you with pepper, your spray them with, Hot Shot for Wasps.  This thing will blind them and they will have to go to the ER to get the antidote.  This can has a range of 27 feet, thats further than their spray.  

I dont understand why the police intervene when you protest against the stock exchange .... hell their police fund lost millions of dollars in retirement funds ..... you think they would be pro-protesters. 

Anyway the pharmaceutical industry is not looking for a cure .... only treatments.  This is how they make their money and lots of it.  For them to find a cure is like them shooting themselves in the foot.  You cancer people are their bread and butter .... and they are after your money .... they could care less about your cancer.