Tattoos

Tattoos  sounds harmless enough but it is synonymous with Aids, HIV.  Th Aids epidemic is on th rise bcause they r very popular.  I will give u th fact that some of them r works of art.  I like th Japanese women in their tattoos....its a turn-on.  In jail I have seen tattoos that were self inflicted....imagine they r drawin them upside down n they still look fantastic.  Hell I cant even draw right side up.  Of course when they r old gang members in th ER half dead, they dont look so hot.   U cant always tell what they r.  U stretch th skin n sure enough its th Virgin Mary. 

Some tattoos r about drugs, illicit drugs.  They use them to cover th needle tracks.  They also use a lot of those bracelets to cover them.  I know this one girl who got her boyfriends name put on, then when she broke up with him, she got a bigger tattoo to cover it up.  Then she got another tattoo n when that love affair ran its course, she got a bigger tattoo, she had a giant Aztec Calendar on her back.  Obviously th intent is to give your sex life a boost, its th only time u can see it in its entirety.

I told my friend that I would not have hired her bcause of th tattoos....bcause its risky bhaviour.  She was hurt but accepted my view.  Later she got another tattoo on th right thigh.  She came to show it to me, n says now dont get xcited, she lifts th dress n tucks it into th panty.  Sure enough there was Tinkerbell.

Now they have fluorescent ink n Im sure these r popular.

Ppole like Angelina Jolie like to show theirs, she put Billy Bobs name on her pussy, then BB dumped her so she had to take it off.   I cant imagine how u do this.  Doctor I want u to take BB off my pussy, I dont ever want to see him again.  Brad Pitt doesnt mind, so it use to say BB, but not anymore. Then th Angelina Jolie wannab, Magan Fox, gets tattoos.  Then Rhiana gets hers, n her boyfriend trys to beat th ink off of her.  Kelly Ripa was not about to b left out, she got one on th ankle.  Most women like to get them on th bikini line, now thats makin a statement.  Women also like to get them on their boobs.

They like to get them on th southern cleavage, there called hoochi tats.  They can b seen from bhind, above th line of th hiphuggers.  Some ppole get tatoos over a period of years, they have to save up for them, or pay as u go.  

50 cents, is takin his off!  Fity Cnts is takin his off!  Got a big applause.  He is a billionaire rapper.  I guess he doesnt need a tattoo to feel good now.

My kids, all got together one day n got a tattoo, in solidarity. Needless to say we didnt know about it until much later....when they knew I would not take it off.  They did that on that show, Sons of Anarchy, one guy was let go, but did not remove th gang tattoo, well they did it for him.   They did give him a choice, Knife or Fire...he picked fire.  So they poured whiskey on his back n took a torch to him, OMG!   Remind me never to do that.  My niece got one.  In Arkansas th little kids have them..."mommy can i get a tattoo", yes u can dear....this is Arkansas, Ahh Pig Souey!   


But if U get a tat....its like payin to get Aids.  So 6 months after U get a tat....get an Aids test.  If u r lucky u will only get hepatitis.