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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Alaska

Alaska is a republican state n they have two senators.  I can remember when it wasnt even a state, it was a territory.   But statehood was xtended n now all of 3000 ppole get two votes in th senate n at lease one in th congress.   Th resources of Alaska blonged to all of us now it blongs to 3000 of us. 

This place was populated by hermits n wild animals.  Now we have Sarah who poses with guns allegedly shooting wolfs.  I wonder how many of u have put a 30-06 to ur shoulder?  Im telling u when u pull th trigger it will bruise ur shoulder.  Bigger weapons will knock u on ur ass. 

Imagine trying to hunt a moose or a big Kodiak.  U want a big rifle n a big sidearm.  Yes that 44 magnum is what u will need to stop a bear.  Th bears r capable of knocking u n th horse down, it will outrun th horse in a quarter mile.

Alaska is th last frontier, u can pan for gold n pay for th weekend.  Oil, black gold, in abundance. Forest, Furs, Fishing, sound like paradise.  Until it gets cold, bitter cold.  This is where our last frozen cavemen was found n he was well preserved.

Sarah has a daughter Bristol, u probably saw her on dancing with th stars. Bristol got pregnant by one of th cavemen.  Sarah was there to support her kid, however they forgot th baby.  Th baby was being raised by wolfs.  They dont have CPS in Alaska, dont need it they have wolves.

Sarah was mayor of Wasilla, she was a concern citizen, n she didnt want some of th books in th library.  So we know she isnt for freedom of speech but censorship.  I dont understand how she formed th negative opinion of th books, bcause she doesnt read.  Mayb she came up with this in college, she was there long enough.  Six years is long enough to read th books on her list n then some.

Sarah is also a looker.....thanks to McCain, she is also a sharp dresser.  Th high heels n pencil skirts have taken their toll on republican men n women.   She wears designer glasses n aside from making her look smart, she can see Russia from her house.  She is religious, those values can b observed first hand on video.  An African man can b seen doing an xorcism....getting th demonic demons out of her.  So we know she is nice.

She made her mark here, came to hug th gubernatorial candidate, from Texas.  N now she aspires to b th President of these United States.  She supports th Tea Party candidate ODonnel.  They r close bcause she is a witch. 

Ah McCain, I blame u!  U woke this cave woman from hibernation so u could have a running mate.  Yes u wanted to b president so bad, that u were willing to saddle th American ppole with Sarah.  Sarah is against national health care yet admits that they would go to Canada illegally for free health care.  No doubt she was taken for an abortion.  Women r outnumbered 200 to one in Alaska, so their is a lot of pressure to give it up.

What surprises me is that both Sarah n McCain insist they r conservative. They claim republican values.
Well election day is day after tomorrow, I so hope my one tiny little vote can keep, some semblance of order.  Today is Halloween, my camera is ready if this pair, Sarah n ODonnel show up at th door, I want a photo up.

I wonder what she'll wear.  Did I mention she is a looker.  Sarah I can see your home with my google earth, I can see Bristol, I can see clearly now.

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