Peligro Guillermo, Peligro!! Just kidding. But I thought I would warn everybody about at least one pair of very dangerous and criminal types, especially since proximity almost guarantees that these individuals are a threat to many of you as well.
On thanksgiving day, one of these guys came to my home. The family was visiting, lots of kids, and one of them came to my home to do his dirty work. He came to the door and when we weren't looking he unscrewed the outside lamp and took out the bulb.
I didnt notice with all the goings on. He presented with a box of candy that he pretended to sell, and his sales pitch was one of, Im very poor and need the money. I step away for a second to get his gratuity, I gave it to him and he left.
Then I had to go number II, so while I was sitting on the throne, I saw him through the window, the little bastard had come back. He was testing the window glass and peeking through the window. My first thought was to get the gun and shoot him. But not wanting to set a bad example for all my nieces and nephews, I chose the less violent path.
When I went to the door, the kid/little bastard, asked me for change, he had returned to finish the task. I sent him on his way and did not roll with my usual paranoia. That was my first mistake.
That night somebody sidestepped the car alarm, opened the hood and left it like that. One of the wires was cut and I guess some noise may have caused him to vanish.
The next night under cover of darkness here he comes, but I was outside and he kept on walking as though nothing was going on. He went down the ravine and out of sight. But I waited, and sure enough he returned. A very cool thief.
My intuition was confirmed on the next day when on the way back home I spotted the pair. The boy was still caring his candy box and the alpha male was still wearing his hoodie.
Im sure that this pair of Mexicans have no idea that in Texas I can shoot them. It sounds so fatal, but that is exactly what I will do if I catch them anywhere around my house, my car, or my family. I consider them armed and dangerous until such time as I see their perfidious souls leave their bodies.
Criminal number one, Hispanic, excellent English, Skinny, 5 ft, 110 pounds, crew cut, eyes are a translucent brown, wears short, t-shirt, running shoes, believed to go to Guillen, possible lookout.
Criminal number two, Hispanic, about 5 ft 4 inches, 140 lbs, wears a hoodie always, keeps head down, wears shorts, running shoes.
Number two is the leader and is contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
So, if you dont have a gun, get a wasp spray. It will go about 27 feet, and temporarily blind them. You can also use teear gas in the spray dispenser, this is a choking agent, if it comes with foam it will blind them and it has a fluorescent residue, that glows in the dark. If you cant do this call 911, be careful they are not nice.
Oh and you can call immigration, have them deported.
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