The Sting

I had to go the ER to find this guy.  I heard him and he is a New Yorker but what the hell is he doing in Texas???

This guy was the prey and the alien came and put him in one of those legal webs.  The perfect crime and the perfect reward.

Now our guy is an ER doctor, running around New York, doing his own thing when a Mexican tourist with a great body saw the opportunity and took him.  Now this was not a random assault, this covert attack was conceived with help, it was research intensive.

Now he is in the sack and believes that his looks and luck were enough to charm this woman.  Little did he know he was the target of a sting.  It wasnt long after that she let him know she was pregnant, she insisted that he come to Texas, and she never showed up.  But as soon as the requisite period had expired, a divorce decree was filed.

You see Texas is a common property state, which means she owns half of everything you own, and of course there is alimony, and of course there is child support.   Needless to say he is still in Texas because he has no money.  He is destitute but he is mucho poorer.

Now the mystery lady is a US citizen, and now has a dual citizenship, and she is much richer.  Not only is he screwed by Esperanza, but by the Texas government and there is no appeal.  I would be willing to bet he doesnt share any DNA.

I dont know what if anything I could have done for the Dr.  but now we have a citizen, two and we dont even have any idea if these people are sane.  Viva Mexico!!!  Now she is waiting for Social Security, Medicare and all those  goodies we provide .... this is the path of least resistance.