Heaven

Today we were discussing the immigration policy in heaven.  When you get to the Pearly gates you will see St. Peter, or one of his helpers.  In either case if your name is not on the list, you dont get in.  You are giving a to do list early on and there is no getting around it.  

Your list of things to do does not get shorter once you get in and I would surmise that you will get thrown out if you bend the rules.  You cant show up with false credentials.

Now the Muslim heaven is caddy corner to our heaven.  And the door is not guarded by a saint.  There is a back door through which the virgins and boys are brought in but once you run through your supply of virgins .... thats it, its back to the barracks.

Now some religions have 400 gods, I wish I could give you the skinny but hell Im not sure that I have secured my spot.  However I can see that your chances go up as the number of gods increase.   

I dont suppose that if you get thrown out of one heaven it wouldnt be to tough to be an impostor and live happily ever after.