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Monday, November 19, 2012

The Anteater vs The Fire Ants

I here tell that red fire ants have invaded the US and are thriving in Texas.  If ants dont interest you, maybe  $5 Billion Dollars will make more sense.  This is the alleged bill to taxpayers.

They kill people, kids, they kill livestock, they eat the crops, they eat the insulation off the electric lines.  If a another country was doing this to us, it would be war.  These ants came to us from South  America so they have a predator, the ant eater.

This sound like bipartisan stuff ..... the ants after all arent picky, they will eat your ass if you are a republican
or a democrat, although, research does seem to show that they prefer a republican diet.

So can we get the congress to support a bill that will allow us to bring, illegal anteaters.  This way we dont have to  spend millions on poisons.  Now dont think that because they havent reached Montana that it isnt your problem .... we can always mail them to you.

If Santa brings us a couple of hundred anteaters, Im sure their numbers will grow.

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