The Pocket God is my latest creation. Small, light, easy to carry, available in any language. They will have to be special ordered. They will be in print or cursive, to be read from left to right, right to left, top to bottom. The see through book covers will expose all or as much of your god as desired. There is a catch here and that is the bigger your god gets, the more xpensive it will become. Size does matter.
Now there will be no return policy .... The Pocket God is perfect, should you fail to understand it, no refunds will be given. Your options are to stand the Pocket God on its head until ..... he has an attitude change or you do. The Pocket God has no mercy threshold, no forgiveness threshold, and all things are guaranteed.
The font will automatically adjust to your prescription, should you be blind, the audible Pocket God will provide you with the same WOW as the scriptures. If you are one of the millions of people on our little space ship, that cant read, not to worry, the under educated, retard version is for you.
The Pocket God is an engineering marvel, simply by looking through the peep hole and pointing at others it will identify who their Pocket God is. The will allow the witness to tailor their ministry. The Pocket God is omnipotent, simply by having one in your possession you will be protected from the worse nuclear war disaster possible. In fact the pocket god is so promising that even the all mighty has blessed my latest invention.
The Pocket God will be shipped to you for the unbelievable price of one soul. This is our best offer and believe me people even the angels are calling in their orders ..... order today.
800-Pocket God, Be the first in your block to feel the power of the Lord.
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