Almost everyday on the news they cover fights and stabbings at the local bar. The Three Legged Monkey has been getting flack for fights and shootings and unacceptable behavior by the elibriated. In fact the shooting that took place last year is now coming to trial.
The area of El Paso most newsworthy is Northeast, the devils triangle. Last Night the drunks were fighting and a couple were stabbed with a broken bottle. Im sure this will cost the tax payers money. People in bars dont usu carry insurance.
I cant help but wonder if there is any way that a man can capitalize on all this aggressive behavior, and make a few bucks. I mean if you can tap into this .... you can retire.
So it is a well known fact that people can carry a chip on their shoulders for a long time. In my case for instance the x-girlfriend and I could not resolve our differences, so the marriage was off and she left me. Now just to make things simple, I will take the blame. Now the entire town, our friends, my friends, my enemies, her friends, her family, were all aware. Especially when it was discovered that my broken heart was not doing so well, yes, I drank a lot. And I will admit that it took me years to finally be able to talk about it. But time heals all wounds and I much better.
She on the other hand is not doing so good .... she married the same guy she two timed me with, had a couple of kids. And stalked me. Yes this person that I thought was so nice is really my fatal attraction, the femme fatal. I know most of you will say BS, you're lying, so let me give you the facts as I know them.
At her mother's funeral there was a fight, she would not leave even though her mother did not speak to her before she died. Wow! I couldn't believe it, she was a good human being. But as it turned out, the daughter decided to reveal some secrets to her mother. So she told her how she stalked me, how she found my daughters from a very old experience and how she managed to get the information to my old lady by whispering the events to my brother-in-law .... who quickly ran to my wife and whispered in her ear. But it goes beyond this, she told her mother about another event and how her neighbor had my child, then proceeded to tell her husband causing a divorce. That was not enough, some of these events took place years ago, before I knew my wife and before I got married, she followed my amorous past, present and future. These were the covert actions that she revealed to her mother, RIP. This was the reason that her mom stopped talking to her .... she couldnt believe that she failed so badly, parenting. She didnt speak to her because it caused her pain, it caused her pain to look at her, it caused her so much pain, she died from it. You would think this would be enough to stop this .... you would be wrong.
One day I opened up my computer and there she be, wanting to be my friend, what the hell! So I said yes. I didnt know all the details then. The next thing you know, I am in line at the Pharmacy and her new lover is there making a scene, he stopped himself short of attacking me, he stuck his finger in his mouth and bit it, he turned red and finally he retreated to the picture spot and told the lady behind the counter .... what an evil SOB I was. He was in the fight at the funeral .... when I first knew of him he was a priest in the making, he was an altar boy, now his true colors unfold.
The point is that these life events are harbored by many and when you add liquid courage, bingo, you have a fight. So there is a lot of money to be made in the bars.
I would first get rid of the bottles, outlaw them, they are a source of injury and incapacitation and it cost the citizens mucho dinero. They have to pay police, overtime, ambulance, medical care, its just wrong.
I would have a boxing ring in the bar and equipment, gloves, ref, television, all the essentials. You can always sell them a tape of their victory. Then I would allow them to come in and fight but only in the ring. The girls could be the corner people, the guys could work the stretchers, and this is my pay.
If you fight, you get 20 beers, your choice. If you win you get forty beers, your choice. You have to drink the beers in the bar and you can give them to your friends. If you knock out the opponent, you get a bottle of tequila. If you put it on You tube, you get 20 more beers. If you win three times you get a belt. Well this is how I would exploit the fight scene ..... no guns, no knives, no bottles .... just your bare hands.
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