Welcome Readers

Welcome readers, remember if you want me to address a particular subject .... I take requests. 

To my one reader from Ethiopia .... thanks for dropping in.  I dont know anyone there and can not imagine how I can keep you interested.  I have a snapshot of you and you can tell me if it is correct; you are black, Muslim, male, and I believe you live in the land of Sheeba.

To my six readers in Malaysia, you islanders are always happy, I've seen your girls dancing on TV and they are gorgeous, maybe we can trade.  I want to thank you for lashing that stupid American a few years back ...  you remember the graffiti kid.  I believe you gave him 20 lashes.  Put in on Yahoo, I'll bet youll get millions of hits.  Gives you a chance to advertise your calender girls.  I know one Malaysian girl and she is empowered!  I call her the voodoo queen of New Orleans.

Graffiti is a strange topic, here we call the old graffiti petroglyphs.  They are protected by law.  The new graffiti is not appreciated at all and we throw these people in jail.  Maybe I can broker a deal ... If we catch them, we send them to you, you beat the shit out of them and send them back.  They maybe American scum but they are our scum and I would not think of saddling you with them. 

The Croatians are 7.  Im still pissed at you!  You took advantage of our stupid dream team and beat them.  Thats against the rules, thats cheating!  Its Basketball, a game of dribble and thinking is for-bitten.  I demand an apology.

Speaking of piss .... Once upon a time four marines were sent to Afghanistan to kill some Taliban.  This they did as ordered, shot them dead.  But they went over the line, they pissed on their dead bodies.  This is just not something that our infantile politicians can understand, they live in Never Never Land.  They call it desecration, some death without dignity thing.  Now punishment awaits those Marines, they call it decimation.  This was started by Caesar, it is the process of killing every tenth man.  The charge undignified.  If I was a Marine, I would not allow this, I would surround them and piss on them ..... Siempre Fi!  Apparently they forget this is an election year. 

The UK 7, the Denmark 8, the French 10 .... how say you?  I have a few UK coins, a few from Denmark and a few French.  You Singaporrians jump right in.

Anyway I hope you had a merry xmas and a Happy New Year ..... I understand it is the year of the Dragon.